Frogbert

Here is a piece of irony for you. If Frogbert is my sane side, then how come I have my exotic wear on his page and no where else? *grin* So I guess he has a little insanity after all.

I watch what I eat and I'm really glad it doesn't watch back.

A sad commentary about many kids these days...
    Mondays child is in your face,
    Tuesdays child is full of haste,
    Wednesdays child is full of woe,
    Thursdays child will never go,
    Fridays child is never giving,
    Saturdays child refuses to work for a living,
    And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
    is no better than the rest.

If I don't give a date, then people don't give a d**n.

W**k - A means to an end and I mean to end it soon.

I've been told I can make even the "no good" sound good.

I may no be a gentleman, but I am a lady.

To a pessimist, life is like a bowl of cherries -- full of pits.

To an optimist, life is like a bowl of cherries -- sweet before you become a pessimist.

Life is like bowl of toilet. Sometimes the path is clear; other times it's just full of sh**t.

Anonymous is for web sites, not conference calls.

It's not important to have all the answers, but you have to have all the questions.

How time flies when you don't want it to.

What's worse than herding cats? Herding deaf cats. They don't react to anything you ask until all of a sudden you scared the s**t out of them and they scatter without giving you an answer; then when they turn around to see you, they lash out at you.

We're always making progress; sometimes in the right direction.

When everyone stinks the same no one smells.

You know retirement is close when it becomes your only career goal and it wasn't the first one before.

The U.S. Census says there are 308+ thousand people in the United States. I swear 154+ thousand of them are in front of me on the roads every night. The other 154+ thousand are heading in the other direction.

Tangents are people's way of enjoying the journey to its boring end.

I have total recall, I just can't remember about what.

Everyone fits in the world. The question is, do they fit the way they want to.

People usually have two childhoods. The exceptions are those that squandered the first and those that didn't live long enough.

If I live long enough I'll see dead people.

I'm not against change as long as you leave me out of it.

We only have fog and smoke; the mirrors were broke because we didn't want the results to reflect back on us.

I heard an interesting discussion on public radio. God answers the "why" -- why do we exist, why are there planets, etc. Science answers the "how." So the question should be "how are we doing the crazy things we do" instead of "why are we doing the crazy things?" God knows...

Your buzzword for today is "intrasexed." If there are intersexed persons, it stands to reason there will be intrasexed people. I am intrasexed. Hummm... I wonder if there could be a double meaning to that.

If I'm not wearing off on people then I am wearing on them.

Why not be customer-focused around the holidays and give sufficient advanced warning that anyone that could possibly answer their questions will be off for that specific holiday. If you aren't there to answer the questions and the customers can show their bosses, maybe the customers can enjoy the holiday off too since their boss may let them stay home knowing there will be no answers forthcoming anyway.

Why are so many web sites catering to my printer? It could care less how pages look. Heck, I doubt seriously if it can even care in the first place.

What can you do when the Peter Principle is staring you in the face and before you can do anything about it; your legs are cut out from under you? I say bite the bullet and hope that before issues come to a head, that the mess will be disposed of with white glove precision.

A rut in your life is not a place to find a long term girlfriend or boyfriend unless they are already a long term part of the rut.

For those of you who write others often, "cc" means courtesy copy, not "oh by the way, you need to work on this too."

So many times I see duplications with only slight changes. I think many of these duplications are because of the "not invented here" syndrome. Really, the "not invented here" syndrome has nothing to do with improving anything but has to do with focusing recognition on the duplicator. Too bad.

And for the scientist wannabe's... Why must the four forces (electromagnetism, gravity, weak nuclear force, and strong nuclear force) of nature act on matter? Why can't they simply be the definition of matter itself? Why can't matter really be the result of a combination of the four forces? That is, matter in any form is some variation in the mix of the four forces. After all, everything seems to be on a grey scale rather than anything being concrete and concise.

I may not be sitting in first class on the airplane and rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous, but when I have an aisle sit in economy class my shoulders rub up against much better things.

It's always important to have a free flow of advice to ignore.

Can you say that you have nothing to do when you know you should do something about not having anything to do?

Retirement is, "spending all your energy wasting your own time."

With 100% pure water, all you really taste is your own bad breath.

Once stupid, you stay stupid; can you unlearn being stupid?